Why yes, a cuppa really would hit the spot...
Published Thursday, September 16, 2004 by Sarah | E-mail this post
Bah! Tis cold outside. I sense the beginning of a trend here. Some might call it "fall".
Instead of venturing outside, I advise reading
this and having a good laugh. And then perhaps implementing a few of the well-intentioned suggestions. Now that I think about it, my Platypus hiking water bladder would be ideal for Suggestion #7 ... just top off and elevate.
Kathleen moves in tomorrow morning bright and early, for which I'm infinitely grateful. The degree of bachelorettehood I slip to when I live by myself is impressive, and needs to be curtailed. Really, the floor wasn't meant to double as my closet. Nor should the dishes in the sink be giving rise to new life.
I blame the cold, personally. It makes me want to hole up in sweats and fluffy socks with a fleece blanket and my internet, ignoring everything save the cat. All I want to do is eat bread products and listen to Madonna and Molotov, a weird combination on a warm day.
The next few days should shock me out of my semi-stupor: with Kathleen coming on Friday, Rena moving in this weekend, and Lindsey moving into her new apartment and stopping by on Sunday, I'll be rousted out just in time for classes to begin on Wednesday. I should buy my books, eh? But first I shall set about on a few minor tasks:
make like I do the dishes, and scrub
clear off Rena's bed so she can...umm...have room to sleep there
remove all evidence of our libation-friendly lifestyle here for the sake of Kathleen's parenthood
brave the rain to go check out the new (to me) postmodern library downtown
Right then, I've got it all planned out. Cheers!
It's merely a mild case of capriciousness showing its face...
just avoiding what I really should be doing ;)
"post-modern library" is a contradiction of terms!!!!