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Published Sunday, December 05, 2004 by Sarah | E-mail this post
In an unforseen development, the US was reminded that it does
not, in fact, have 51 states as the entity of Canada
asserted its sovereignty on Monday.
In related news, Bush has removed Canada from his list of "Top Ten Spring Break Destinations for Presidental Cabinet Members". He also declared Canadian beef to be "far chewier" than US beef.
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