I solemnly swear that I am up to no good

One Norwegian Alaskan in Madison.

Published Friday, February 13, 2004 by Sarah | E-mail this post

Guess where I'm writing this? My computer. That's right, my damn computer really does love me after all! And I love it. And the internet. And now i'm in deep shit. If I had problems getting my homework done before, now it's doomed.

I added a couple new links that rena showed me, and in the spirit of the day coming up, this is one of the enteries i found on bash.org. hehe. enjoy:

IronChef Foicite: well, there's a lot of reasons
IronChef Foicite: i mean, roses only last like a couple weeks
IronChef Foicite: and that's if you leave them in water
IronChef Foicite: and they really only exist to be pretty
IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying
IronChef Foicite: "my love for you is transitory and based solely on your appearance"
IronChef Foicite: but a potato!
IronChef Foicite: potatos last for fucking ever, man
IronChef Foicite: in fact, not only will they not rot, they actually grow shit even if you just leave them in the sack
IronChef Foicite: that part alone makes it a good symbol
IronChef Foicite: but there's more!
IronChef Foicite: there are so many ways to enjoy a potato! you can even make a battery with it!
IronChef Foicite: and that's like saying "i have many ways in which I show my love for you"
IronChef Foicite: and potatos may be ugly, but they're still awesome
IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying "it doesn't matter at all what you look like, I'll still love you"

Oh, and here's another:
"If you were my homework, I'd be doing you on the desk right now."

Happy 14th, everyone!