I solemnly swear that I am up to no good: Top quotes from Bash.org

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Top quotes from Bash.org

Published Tuesday, February 15, 2005 by Sarah | E-mail this post

#4278 +(4128)- [X]
i beat the internet
the end guy is hard

#261501 +(4711)- [X]
the "bishop" came to our church today
he was a fucken impostor
never once moved diagonally

#6562 +(3438)- [X]
I think the people above me are having sex
either that or they're sleeping restlessly and agreeing with each other a lot.

#83627 +(4111)- [X]
I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.

#268247 +(3259)- [X]
I love school
Today our term paper due date's set
Our instructor says that we WILL hand in the paper on time, and she'll accept no excuses except illness, with a note from our doctor, or a death in the immediate family, with a note from the dead member.
So this wiseass pipes up: "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?"
She waits for the laughs to die down and says:
"Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with your other hand"

#12431 +(3700)- [X]
he was dressed as a big fuckin devil
like, HUGE costume
8-foot lizard wings, giant horns on the head
at some anime con in california
they were double booked with a southern Baptist group in the same hotel
he's riding the elevator down to the con space
doors open, little old baptist woman standing there
he just says "Going Down" in his best evil voice