Alright, kids, it's been ages, but here's something to tide you over while I try to get my groove back (and do some homework).  In prep for taking French with Maria Leon this fall, I've put together a little something I found a while back.  I call it 'Fun with French'.
     "You've got a face that would blow off manhole covers"
     "T'as une tête a faire sauter les plaques d'egouts!"
     (ta zoon tait a fair saw - teh leh plahk de - goo)
     "What did your last slave die of?"
     "De quoi est mort votre dernier esclave?"
     (de kwa eh mor votr der - nee - er es - klahv)
     "How much for the little girl?"
     "Combien pour la fillette"
     (com - byen poor la fill - et)
     "I think this wine has been drunk before."
     "Je pense que ce vin a déjà ete bu"
     (zhe pens ke se vin a day - zha e - te bu)
     "Do you have any French in you? Would you like some?"
     "Vous avez des origines françaises? Pourquoi pas une descendance française?"
     (voo za - vay deh zo - ri - zhin fran - say? poor kwu pah deh - sen - dans fran -     say?)
     "I have a frog in my bidet!"
     "J'ai une grenouille dans mon bidet!"
     (zhay en gre - noo - ee dan mon bee - day)
     "I like Spain better"
     "Je préfére l'Espagne"
     (zhe pre - fer les - pan - ya)
Right, then, off I go.
                		
                 
	
			
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Blogger sucks. Can't even fucking support Japanese....